Saturday, November 27, 2010

IAmSpartacus Twitter Judge to arrest Wiley Coyote

In a significant further twist to the draconian anti free speech approach take by the judiciary in this country it seems that the Judge in the twitter bomb threat trial that I posted about previously has now issued an arrest warrant for Wiley Coyote. It seems Wiley Coyote has been issuing threats of violence against the RoadRunner. Ever alert to threats of terrorism the British establishment is taking this latest threat of violence very seriously. The Judge Jacqueline Davies declared that Mt Coyote's remarks were a clear "indication of menace".

British Police are currently believed to be hunting a number of other individuals who pose a known threat to public safety and disorder. Warrants are believed to have been issued for Monty Python, Mr Bean, Benny Hill and a number of others known to frequent so called 'Comedy clubs'.

Meanwhile a spokesman for the United Islamo-Fascist Organisation of Fiery Fundamentalists ( Ui F OFF ) stated that "the UK is full of Satanists and your women are all sluts. In the Jihad we will wipe you from the face of the earth". The Ui F OFF spokesman currently works with the London Metropolitan Police as a Community Liaison and Women's issues advisor.