So, being a financial guru isn’t all groupies, untold wealth and babes throwing underwear at you. Well, not consistently.
I’m in trouble on this blog if I use too many pictures of women, fat people or cleavage. (Puppies, kittens and bears are okay.) Can’t say ‘Muslim.’ Sure as hell can’t comment on runny-nosed little screamers. If I mention gold, I spend the next fourteen hours pawing through Armageddon links. And it matters not what I decide to discuss – bonds, preferreds, equities or the orange guy’s shorts – a bunch of investment terrorists who know everything move onto the blog and establish a beachhead. Of course, I am routinely accused of being sexist, anti-Boomer, Albertaphobic and a rabbly, inconsequential, failed political outcast.
As true as some of that may be, the most determined critics come back with two indefatigable points: Housing prices in Canada have not yet tumbled and, while sales have slowed, there seems no shortage of people lining up to buy. So, they conclude, the endless adulation and fawning media attention I bask in is largely undeserved. Sigh.
So, what is a tarnished guru to do? Explain it away, I guess, in the hopes the lingerie barrage will continue.
There is, after all, only one reason we had a real estate boom in the middle of a recession, and that’s cheap money. Mortgages at 1.5%, purposefully created by the monetary authorities to send us into an orgiastic buying spree (it worked), were then augmented by a sense of panic as Ottawa threatened to tighten mortgage rules and as the HST approached. Meanwhile a massive runup in prices, created by virtually free money, sparked bidding wars as property virgins fretted they’d never again be able to buy. Finally, our conservative, carrot-up-the-butt bankers decided to throw gas on it all with no-doc loans, cash-back offers, first-timer promotions, below-prime variables and an everyone-gets-financing attitude.
In almost all of the above – cheap money, teaser rates, lowered lending standards, greed, house lust, panic and price plumping – we aped the Americans. Now, for reasons which escape this wizened, booted, broken scribe, critics think we’ll escape the consequences Americans reaped.
Won’t happen.
The current buying activity, along with the refusal of many vendors to face reality (their last chance in a generation to sell at current prices), is zombie real estate. It moves. But it’s dead. These buyers are indeed greater fools, and no less a luminary than Mark Carney – Bank of Canada dude and blog reader – has been trying to make just this point.
This week he dropped a report stating the obvious: the economy this summer sucked. He also said the suckiness will continue, likely until the end of 2012. But between the carefully measured words was a message quite unmistakable – it could get worse. And we could follow the USA down its middle class-destroying, house-hugging path.
“If there were a sudden weakening in the Canadian housing sector, it could have sizable spillover effects on other areas of the economy, such as consumption, given the high debt loads of some Canadian households,” is the way he put it. For a central banker, this is the equivalent of dressing like Don Cherry. Look at me, dammit.
And he’s right. Cheap money created unaffordable real estate and made everyone forget about sound investing and prudence. Debt will change all that.
More evidence came today from the brave hearts at TD economics, where a surprisingly frank and useful report has been published (read it here) on the stupidity of our collective actions. Personal indebtedness is now “obsessive”, has tripled in the past two decades, and will screw a lot of households if there’s any kind of financial shock.
Canadian families are now just as indebted as American ones, but while the Yanks are spending less and saving more, we’re doing the opposite. In fact, TD says it expects our debt levels will swell even larger over the next five years, at which point only Allah knows what will happen.
“Canadian personal indebtedness has become excessive relative to what economic models would predict as appropriate. Growth in personal debt must slow relative to income growth over the coming years or else the risks of a future deleveraging will increase.”
The culprit asset, of course, is housing. We just couldn’t resist all that house porn. Now about70% of us own homes and with prices rising, it means a huge amount of net worth is buried in this one thing. Too bad. It also makes us as vulnerable to a wealth hurricane as American (or British, or Spanish, or French, or Italian or Irish) families discovered when it became clear the supply of greater fools had been exhausted.
So, this is why I do what I do. Warn of the inevitable. Try to guide your money into safer harbours. Explain the trends and gathering clouds. Offer better strategies than granite and stainless. Explore contrarian paths. Battle the extremists and special interests, the pumpers and the doomers.
And if I throw in a Venus in the mud, deal with it.
Despite house boom: debt up, assets down
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